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this daily quiz changes everyday and the questions are slightly different for everyone. lets see who brainiest the guys or the girls
http://my.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=79805

admin wrote:this daily quiz changes everyday and the questions are slightly different for everyone. lets see who brainiest the guys or the girls
http://my.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=79805

Get a feeling it won't be the women especially if there is any map reading questions.

how rude are you. i can read a map cheeky

showgal wrote:how rude are you. i can read a map cheeky

Would that be a grid ref map or the map made up of the wrinkles on ya fellas face.

hehe i just asked him and he said he got no wrinkles so must be a real map i can read

It's funny how women can't find there way while reading a map usually because the road is red in the map and is actually tarmac coloured. But they can read and fully understand the store plan in a shopping centre.

shopping is different we can find our way round the shops blindfolded lol

who needs to go out to shop? I say stay in the warm and let the men deliver our shopping.

think this will get interesting

463. JOKE SIGNS

Sign on the door of a vet's waiting room: "Back in five minutes. Sit... Stay!"

A sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

A sign in the non-smoking area of a restaurant: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Ad on the side of a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Another slogan on the truck of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My
secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it
was, on the back of a kitchen chair.

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.
So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.
The doctor took time to reassure them. "Don't worry," he said, "Just take
this sample bottle home and do the necessary, and bring it back tomorrow."
So he went home feeling better, and went back the next day with his little
bottle. It was empty.
The doctor looked at the bottle carefully, " Problems?" he said.
"Have I ever had problems, doc.!" the man replied. " I went home and
straight upstairs, and worked at it for over half an hour. Both hands. I
tell you doc, my hands got too sore to hold it! I had to get the wife
upstairs and she had a go. But even she, with all her experience, couldn't
do it. "
"So what did you do?" said the doctor.
" We had a discussion, and got the mother-in-law involved. I was sure
she'd manage it, but it was no go, even when she used her mouth. And doc,
she tried with her teeth in, and her teeth out!!"
"But nothing we tried would get the top off that bloody bottle!!!!!"

funny how when you men follow a sat nav its a woman talking so girls must be better at map reading

heatherg3006 wrote:funny how when you men follow a sat nav its a woman talking so girls must be better at map reading

so true